Where? Transport Museum, Covent Garden Piazza, Covent Garden · Web: ltmuseum.co.uk Opening times? 10 AM to 6 PM (Mon-Sun); Last entry 1 hour before closing Visiting hours may change Price? Adults £21.00; Children free entry (under-17) Entry charges may change Time required? A typical visit is 1½-2½ hours Parking: Nearby car parks Buses: 9, 11, 13, 15, 23, 139, RV1 Bus fares Trains: The closest station is Covent Garden Piccadilly Other nearby stations: Charing Cross, Embankment, Holborn, Leicester Square and Temple Train fares

Craig’s review… The London Transport Museum has always been ridiculously expensive. The price is right up there with the London Dungeon, Madame Tussauds and a room at The Ritz. They try and make it appear cheaper by letting in the kids for free but then they wallop the parents for fifty quid.

Horse-drawn carriage at the London Transport Museum — Horse-drawn carriage at the Transport Museum

The exhibition begins upstairs with a couple of horse-drawn carriages and those early buses that trundle through the town in Downton Abbey. The waxwork passengers all look like Sherlock Holmes and Mary Poppins in their top hats, monocles and flowery bonnets, but sadly they don’t let you climb upstairs to join them because these wooden buses have staircases steeper than the Eiger. Even Edmund Hillary would struggle to get onboard these things.

Vintage buses at the London Transport Museum — Vintage buses at the Transport Museum

Locomotives & London Underground tube trains

As you make your way down to the next level you start to hear the sound of a steam locomotive chugging and puffing through the speakers and then you round a corner and see it sitting on a siding: a chestnut coloured carriage from 1866, looking like something off the Orient Express.

Train travel was certainly a lot more luxurious in those days and if you poke your nose through the wound-down window you can see padded sofa seats, hat racks and lampshades. Even their plain old tube train from the 1930s looks a little bit nicer, a little more comfy, and a little more ornate than today’s plasticised interiors.

Black taxi cabs & Routemaster buses

The ground floor is more of a garage with black cabs and double-decker buses. This is where the nostalgia really kicks in because you’ll recognise these vehicles from your youth.

If you want to board a bus nowadays then you just beep a bank card onto a reader and that’s it, that’s all the interaction that we have, but back in the 1980s we had to hand a pocketful of coins to the conductor as he stalked up and down the aisle cranking paper tickets out of his machine, then we’d hop off the open platform at the back (straight into a puddle) before it slowed to a stop.

Routemaster buses at the Transport Museum

That’s the best thing about this museum: you come away remembering all the things you did as a kid. Tourists won’t have the same memories as Londoners so maybe it’s a wasted day for them.

And I don’t think it’s all that great for kids either because apart from climbing up the stairs on the Routemaster and taking a look inside the tube train they’re not allowed inside any of the vehicles. They’ll just spend an hour walking round at head-height to the wheels.

Worth a visit? ★★☆Value for money? ★☆☆Good for kids? ★★☆Easy to get to? ★★★