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Whenever I buy a ticket for one of these open-top buses it always starts pelting down with rain. It's nearly driven me off the top-deck and into the dry section downstairs this morning, but the guide handed out some plastic ponchos for us to sit on otherwise our backsides would be getting wet from the pool of water on the seat.
I don't usually recommend sightseeing buses because of the high prices but they're okay for a certain type of tourist -- the ones who only have a couple of days in town and want to tick off as many landmarks as possible so they can tell everybody that they've seen them. Big Ben? Yeah, we roared past that on the bus. Buckingham Palace? Yeah, we snapped that whilst we were waiting for the traffic lights to change. St. Paul's? Yeah, we got a quick glimpse of the dome out of the back window.
Yeah, but did you actually do any of it? Er... no.
Red Route from Marble Arch
Photo: londondrum.comThere are several routes to choose from and they all allow you to hop-on and off whenever you like, so lots of tourists have the bright idea of using it like a travelcard, but trust me when I say that's a daft idea. The buses only run in one direction so if you want to travel from Marble Arch to Parliament, for example, and then decide that you want to return to your hotel in Marble Arch again, you'd have to ride the bus all the way round the loop for another two hours.
Buckingham Palace & Westminster Abbey
You can start the tour wherever you like so I've decided to begin by Marble Arch. We're trundling down Park Lane now -- you never travel quicker than a trundle in London -- and our guide is reeling off the names of all the great hotels as we head towards Wellington Arch. Then we go round the back of Buckingham Palace's garden (you can't see anything over the tall wall) and get a quick glimpse of the Royal Mews before skirting round the western side of the palace.
Photo: londondrum.comIf you crane your neck to the left then you can just about see a thin sliver of the courtyard but you can't see the balcony, so the view is quite disappointing. None of the buses are allowed down the Mall so this is the best view you can get from a sightseeing bus, whichever company you choose.
We do get a wonderful view of Westminster Abbey though, and I'm actually happy for the traffic now because it gives me a chance to take a few photos whilst the bus is standing still. Then we head past Big Ben and over Westminster Bridge towards Waterloo.
Photo: londondrum.comLondon Eye & St Paul's Cathedral
As soon as we cross over the river it starts chucking it down with rain again. The top deck is full of people wearing see-through plastic ponchos and we look like a crowd of plastic bags with cameras poking out the front. After passing the London Eye we head back over Waterloo Bridge to catch the tail end of the Strand.
Highlights here include the Royal Courts of Justice, a few Tudor-looking buildings on the right, and the dragon-topped monument called Temple Bar. Then we see the distant dome of St Paul's Cathedral as we head up Ludgate Hill.
Photo: londondrum.comOnce we're past the front steps of St. Paul's we get our first good look at the skyscrapers in the Square Mile. Then we pass the Corinthian columns of the Royal Exchange and have to twist our heads 360 degrees to see the front of Mansion House where the Lord Mayor lives.
Photo: londondrum.comTower Bridge & Tower of London
Then we head over London Bridge for a look at the The Shard, before trundling (more trundling) down Tooley Street and across the top of Tower Bridge where we get a good look at the 1,000-year-old Tower of London on the left. You'll be an hour into the tour by now, so this might be a good place to get off and stretch your legs.
Photo: londondrum.comWhen he reaches Victoria Embankment we get some nice views of the Royal Festival Hall and the London Eye across the river before he bullies his way back into the traffic on the Strand. If I was driving the bus then I'd carry on to Trafalgar Square but he decides to re-cross the river towards Waterloo (again) and go over Westminster Bridge (again).
Photo: londondrum.comDowning Street, Horse Guards & Nelson's Column
They should hand out an extra pair of eyeballs when he turns right into Whitehall because there's loads to see and not enough time to see it. Downing Street is on the left (look for a large crowd of tourists standing outside a big black iron gate).
Photo: londondrum.comThe mounted soldiers at Horse Guards will come up straight after. Have a look at the Cenotaph and Banqueting House before switching you attention to Nelson's Column up ahead.
Photo: londondrum.comAs we loop around Trafalgar Square we get a great view of the National Gallery before heading up Pall Mall towards Piccadilly Circus, where you can take a quick photo of the neon lights before jumping off outside The Ritz. And that's it. It probably only took you five minutes to read this review but that was over two hours of sitting on a bus.
If you enjoy Big Bus Tours then you might like to visit Tootbus Tour (walk it in 20 mins or catch a tube from Victoria to Charing Cross). If you don't fancy stumping up the cost of a proper sightseeing bus then you can always try the cheap version... the No.26 bus. If you grab a seat on the top deck then you can see just as many landmarks, but all for the cost of a regular bus fare!
