Abbey Road is a great place to watch some tourists getting shouted at by the London cabbies, because you’ll witness more beeping horns and furious hand gestures around here than anywhere in London. The Beatles famously sang that all you need is love but come rush hour all of that is forgotten because they’ve inadvertently turned it into a battleground of buses, bikes and Beatles fans.
The Beatles’ zebra crossing
It’s amazing how many people are hanging around this little zebra crossing. There are a couple of benches on the corner of Grove End Road and tourists are sitting on the arms chatting happily and wondering where everybody’s from. How far have you come? Who’s your favourite Beatle? (Paul, Paul, Paul and a few Ringos.) Beatles fans are generally quite a friendly lot. You wouldn’t get this camaraderie with the Stones.
Okay, here we go… here come the first lot… four giggling girls have patiently waited for a lull in the traffic and are now goose-stepping across the road with arms and legs at forty-five degrees. When they get to the middle they pause in a frozen pose while their buddy on the pavement (who seems to have a mild panic on) fiddles with his camera trying to get it to work. He can’t do it. It’s too much pressure. This is when the road rage takes place. The cars start bucking and agitating like angry broncos, impatient to get away, and the drivers’ hands start hovering around their horns ready to deliver a quick blast of trumpet if they don’t start moving quick.
Take the photo! Take the damn photo! Hurry up buddy because your friends are holding up the traffic and they’re going to get run over in a minute. Oh for chrissakes this guy is totally useless and now they’re going to have to start all over again. Next contestants… it’s an elderly American couple this time (they must be in their sixties). They’re too old for selfies and they just want say they’ve done it. It’s like a pilgrimage to them, like seeing the Jungle Room at Graceland.
Next lot… this group really mean business and it’s obvious that their entire holiday has been building up to this moment. They have their walking line-up pre-arranged and their buddy is standing on the concrete obelisk in the centre of the road, giving them the thumbs up (that’s where everybody stands to take a photo). Deep breaths. Off they go… step step step, like a military march. One of them is acting like a cox at the back, shouting out the strides so they can keep in time: left-right-left-right. This is more like it! I hope all the other tourists are watching this, because this is the level of expertise we expect from now on.
Abbey Road recording studios
Once you’ve had your photo taken on the zebra crossing remember to walk a few doors down to Abbey Road Studios. It’s a big white building behind the white wall and railing. You can’t miss it because the walls are covered in Beatles graffiti. Unfortunately they whitewash it every three months or so, so if you scrawl your name on top then you’ll have to come back next year and replace it.
If you enjoy this then try Carnaby Street (travel from St Johns Wood to Oxford Circus via tube). If you’re a Beatles fan then you might also like to visit their old Apple office at No.3 Savile Row where they played their final concert on the roof. Or how about going to Madame Tussauds and having your photo taken with their waxworks?
